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Daughter Demotivational Poster

RULE #4 -

TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD

DADD - nuff said

TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.



TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!

TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are h** and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a ****?

MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS - Sometimes the fun starts early

MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Caseyorourke

motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5

GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife

TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


TAGS: dad daughter walk
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:12 am

Thanks, Iconoclast and RL.
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:20 am

Iconoclast - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Outstanding! Very true! 5L


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.

MY DAUGHTERS DATE - Suddenly I Miss The Days She Liked Justin Bieber

TAGS: date daughter youth
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:52 pm
You could really end that whole fad by merely playing with a pliers near their person. Or play with *license only* magnets. Oooh, the screams that will slice through the air. My daughter has nothing to fear.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am
To quote the Red Dwarf books, "I wish I had a daughter, just so I could frobid her to marry him."

PARENTING 101 - Every guy your daughter brings home will look just like this guy to you. Just keep saying in your head, "I'm too pretty for prison."



TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? d***it! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a s**t... or both. girls and boys are equally f***ed up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with bucksh**. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*

Daughter -

TAGS: admit daughter afraid for monster
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

Doggit - May 8, 2013, 5:53 pm
He doesn't stand a chance.
Greeny - May 7, 2013, 6:17 pm


Darth eleVader -

TAGS: based on daughter s original idea
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:25 am
Sick puppy here, but, just got a 5L mental image...elevator stuck...someone trying to pry the doors open from the inside...um, hand placement...bahaha! Another good one...see my PM.
Silverheart - December 8, 2014, 6:39 pm
ouch, the pun5


TAGS: mother daughter son marriage
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

krazirefa - June 24, 2011, 6:24 am
hahaha..hell ya
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:36 am
And every father hopes that his son will snag a h**ter wife than he did... and he's certain his daughter will never get as well-hung a husband as her mother did.... Approval comment: POST THAT TO MAD!

D.A.D.D. -

TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.

FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion

TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brazo

shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say

Sometimes Love Is For A Moment -

THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.

TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
Good movie, great poster Miss P.

Killing Fields -




BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons."

TAGS: girls tanks daughter work fail children
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

SapphiraKitten - August 13, 2009, 2:59 am
To RKO: BOOM, HEADSh**! Eheheheh!
BuzzBomb - August 5, 2008, 8:54 pm
Then we would have cleaner tanks.
Rated RKO - August 1, 2008, 4:40 pm
DUDE!!! what if the tank on the left fired?

NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying

HEY LOOK! - It's Cher and her daughter, I mean son, I mean daughter, I mean son, I mean daughter, I mean son. Oh Hell, Cher and Chaz!

Snap -

TAGS: mother daughter bonding compliments insults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:13 am
Insightful, Pwissy.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:44 pm
1978 hardcover and the 1981 movie version.
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:33 pm
I see you've been reading. Hard cover or paperback...teehee.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Joan Crawford - great actress, bad mother...

Moms -

TAGS: mom daughter warning twerking parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:30 am
You sick little puppy...teehee.
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:11 pm
Now, I'd like to see THAT! (really...I'd like to see that) WOOF!
Oldsod - August 31, 2014, 7:00 am
Oldsod - August 31, 2014, 7:00 am
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:40 pm
What..twerking, the threat or the poster...teehee.
Oldsod - August 29, 2014, 8:46 pm
My daughter said it best: "THAT'S AWESOME!"

PS -

TAGS: father daughter
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - April 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
Absolutely GREAT and a keeper and to be shared with parents everywhere,
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:51 am
5Love it! My daughter knows, she comes home past curfew & with "the boy", momma keeps a baseball bat under her bed and a sh**gun in the garage. Curfew is pretty much never an issue. But I am certainly sending this poster to all the kids...beautiful.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 8:33 pm
like you, I have a daughter. She was the first to see this.. followed by my 3 sons and the 2 daughter in laws
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 6, 2014, 5:46 pm
When do I get my sandwich and beer?
rerun - April 6, 2014, 12:30 pm

As a father of a daughter I believe this is the most potent & important message a father can share with his daughter. THis is hands down the best poster I have ever seen on this site.

Give Your Daughter the Best -

TAGS: barbie skank daughters children s toys
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 12:14 pm
Thanks, ug. I personally would NEVER let my daughter EVER play with a Barbie for this reason amongst others.
ughomer - August 13, 2013, 5:05 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Gud 1 Crotch!

SOME DAY - and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me



TAGS: daughter love
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - February 16, 2013, 3:24 am

S&M BARBIE - Sorry, it's no knockoff. Keep your daughters safe...

tag -

TAGS: daddy daughter mother tag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - February 11, 2015, 3:30 pm
As usual, one can take a Sho poster several different ways. what creative delight
Silverheart - February 11, 2015, 2:31 pm
I can think of a few crayon-eaters I'd like to play tag with...

D.A.D.D. -

TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

EmilioDumphque - July 19, 2015, 10:18 pm
...and grandchildren just appear out of thin air.

Missy's Back! -

TAGS: miss priss prodigal daughter returns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:03 am
She's playing American football and is 'halfbacking'
Reality Lord - June 16, 2015, 8:16 am

aaaaaaaand she's gone

Discouragement -